My youngest son is potty training. He is very literal and serious. One day, he sat on the potty, trying his hardest to go potty. I heard such a heart-broken little voice trying desperately to go potty and he told me this:
"Mommy, I can't go potty."
"Well why not baby?"
"Mommy, my penis is broken."
Trying my hardest not to giggle, I had him try again later. He thinks if he can't go, he's broken. Silly boy.
Age and kids...don't ever ask for an honest opinion from a child. They will tell you how old you look.
My husband was playing around with the boys and asked them how old they thought he was.
"Daddy you're 45 or 50."
I laughed, but not for long.
"Mommy, you're 40 or older right?"
Blanching I giggled as they re-corrected that age to be 16. Oh my goodness, what a bunch of jokers we have in this house.